I'm know I'm not alone when I say this: The moustache is goddamn sexy. Facial hair on a man takes me where the wild things are.
I'm interested in knowing the SECRET to growing a perfect stache. It's got to be done right, some guys just can't pull it off. And if you should so find yourself in that category, time to face the music, but you'll never be the man for me.
How do you pick your stache style? So many choices. Only one upper lip. Suppose a good place to start is in assessing your facial bone structure. Some staches have a blunting affect against sharp facial features, while others serve as decorum on an otherwise bland, boring face.
It is meant to be inviting? Or intimidating? Maybe a bit of both. It takes a strong woman to hangle a man with a stache. Not for the sensitive kind. So rugged. Yet so refined. And dirty. Staches are soo dirty. Think about all the things that get lost in there: crumbs, crabs, drugs, boogers, beer... the possibilities are endless, really. You can comb them, trim them, dye them, ride them.
Notorious staches include: Jesus, Josh Chamberlain, Charles Manson, Rollie Fingers, Errol Flynn, Adolf Hitler, Snoop Dog, Ron Burgendy, Steve Prefontaine.
Related links worth checking out:
'Mustache rides: After 30 Years, Still 5 Cents'
For History, Interviews and help selecting your style, visit the American Mustache Institute:
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